tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658315885031679488.post7734420204598406822..comments2021-04-05T03:11:37.907+01:00Comments on The Satire!: NHS Scotland Appoint New Chief ExecutiveCharlie Mingleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13863983502944581596noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658315885031679488.post-70724501090886406812011-01-15T14:26:51.816+00:002011-01-15T14:26:51.816+00:00I say the Late,Great Ustinov with a caveat.
If I w...I say the Late,Great Ustinov with a caveat.<br />If I went into my local pub. Kay's for Instance. And found myself waiting for ages and ages to get served. I look over at Jeff, and he's only engaged in a long winded conversation with bloody USTINOV!<br />Who happens to be regaling him with a somewhat amusing, though albeit circumlocutory anecdote, involving an impression of the Grand Duchess of Luxembourg at a dinner party in Brussels. Complete with falsetto voice and comedic pince nez.<br />I would say Oi!! Ustinov!!!! Noooooo!!! I admire your ability to read and orate anything from the writings of Lao Tzu to the Edinburgh telephone directory and make it sound witty and engaging.<br />But do not come in here spouting your after dinner bollocks while I happen to be choking for a pint. You fat, verbose recently deceased, oscar winning Robertson-Justice alike ponce.Tom Lairdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16039952584971763258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658315885031679488.post-65874480498415373682011-01-15T14:07:59.300+00:002011-01-15T14:07:59.300+00:00A common schoolboy error Nursie. Many people confu...A common schoolboy error Nursie. Many people confuse him with the late great Ustinov. Also the late great Robert Morley,the not late and so great but equally shouty Brian Blessed, and of course last but not least,that cunt Burl Ives.<br />Any other reader get instantly confused between two or more famous actors? Mine were always James Coburn and Lee Marvin, or like Nursie, Ustinov and Justice.<br />So come on, who do you mix up. Could it be Tina Turner and Whoopie Goldberg? Floella Benjamin and Patti Boulaye? Peter Coyote and Wile E Coyote? Or Ewan MacGregor and a talentless twat? Best random and totally groundless confusion wins a badly poured pint of Guiness in Kay's Bar courtesy of Jeff Le Cube.Tom Lairdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16039952584971763258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658315885031679488.post-12290241303419929232011-01-12T16:39:35.584+00:002011-01-12T16:39:35.584+00:00Was it late? were you tired? all you could knock u...Was it late? were you tired? all you could knock up in a few minutes??....... i'll get me coat!y2james99https://www.blogger.com/profile/01610821238609606566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658315885031679488.post-82974501773746534172011-01-11T20:48:37.593+00:002011-01-11T20:48:37.593+00:00Marvelous stuff sir. Another one of those and we&#...Marvelous stuff sir. Another one of those and we'll already equal 2010's two posts per year record and can sit back and watch the cash, commissions & royalties flood in.<br /><br />Charlie mingles, (retired satirist turned fatcat banking type)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658315885031679488.post-83289459341513073782011-01-11T08:24:45.303+00:002011-01-11T08:24:45.303+00:00.... I thought it was Sir Peter Ustinov in the pho....... I thought it was Sir Peter Ustinov in the photonursemyrahttp://nursemyra.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658315885031679488.post-26403268251197304952011-01-10T22:29:13.643+00:002011-01-10T22:29:13.643+00:00It was late, I was tired, I was out of ideas I cou...It was late, I was tired, I was out of ideas I could knock up in a couple of minutes.The Satire!https://www.blogger.com/profile/07385697224056204904noreply@blogger.com