HAIKU NEWS!!!! Just In.

                                            

 ( Above Left:  Slut )                                                                                (Above Right: Clearly innocent and handsome Man)

Man, Pub, Edinburgh,drunk. 

Sexy girl. Short Skirt. 

Man hand. Girl scream. Fight, police. Statement, "gagging for it".

Report Procurator Fiscal.

Tom Laird who cannot be named for legal reasons is 41.