Partridge On ... Cartilige
Having fallen 3000 feet from Scarfell Pick in his last pilot, award-winning Broadcaster Alan Partridge OBE (Honour removed) was rushed to the local hospital for emergency surgery ...
Despite being in enormous pain and doped up to the eyeballs on morphine, Alan's natural-born film-making instincts kicked in and luckily for his army of loyal fans he filmed the whole thing on his mobile phone - hoping someone might pick it up for Prime-time TV.
And until that happens, you can still join Alan for this unique 12-part documentary as he talks about one of his latest passions in this stunning new series.
Read on for a sneak preview, as Alan bravely begins filming as the ambulance men stretcher him into the Accident & Emergency Unit of Norwich General Hospital ...
ALAN: I'm Alan Partridge. And you may not know this, but I have always been fascinated by Cartilage - the, ooh how could I put it, the flexible connective tissue found in many areas in the bodies of humans and other animals, including the joints between bones, the rib cage, the ear, the nose, the bronchial tubes and the intervertebral discs."
AMBULANCE MAN: Try not to speak please, Mr Partridge. Just keep breathing into the oxygen mask. That's right.
ALAN: So come with me now on a journey into the world of the fascinating world - of the Cartilage!"
SECURITY GUARD: Sorry Mate, you can't film in here.
ALAN: Oh for fuck's sa - ...Ow! Cartilige!
Be one of the first lucky readers to own this unique and fascinating series on high-quality stereo video cassette*.
Currently only available by mail-order.
(See The North Norfolk Free Advertiser, back-page classified ads for glorious full colour details.)
* DVD copies also available for a hefty additional charge.
And until that happens, you can still join Alan for this unique 12-part documentary as he talks about one of his latest passions in this stunning new series.
Read on for a sneak preview, as Alan bravely begins filming as the ambulance men stretcher him into the Accident & Emergency Unit of Norwich General Hospital ...
ALAN: I'm Alan Partridge. And you may not know this, but I have always been fascinated by Cartilage - the, ooh how could I put it, the flexible connective tissue found in many areas in the bodies of humans and other animals, including the joints between bones, the rib cage, the ear, the nose, the bronchial tubes and the intervertebral discs."
AMBULANCE MAN: Try not to speak please, Mr Partridge. Just keep breathing into the oxygen mask. That's right.
ALAN: So come with me now on a journey into the world of the fascinating world - of the Cartilage!"
SECURITY GUARD: Sorry Mate, you can't film in here.
ALAN: Oh for fuck's sa - ...Ow! Cartilige!
Be one of the first lucky readers to own this unique and fascinating series on high-quality stereo video cassette*.
Currently only available by mail-order.
(See The North Norfolk Free Advertiser, back-page classified ads for glorious full colour details.)
* DVD copies also available for a hefty additional charge.
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